!!Christmas funnies!!

[BOcephus]

This was one of my favorites from last year. It still cracks me up!!!
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/NW%20AirDogs/1698657.jpg
Share your favorite Christmas funnies!!

[wendy1]

Good one - exactly why I have an artificial tree (although the cats are more of a problem than the dogs). Seriously.... I don't think I've ever had a dog dumb enough to go in the house past puppy stage, even if I did have a real tree. But it's still a good one!

[BOcephus]

I know some of you out there have some funny pics!!
Try this one.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Project1-2.png

[BOcephus]

See if this one makes you chuckle

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/santa.png

[BOcephus]

One more for the road!!
I will be looking forward to some laughs when I get back home tonight!!
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/jh.png

[SplishSplashCrash]

Since no one else is participating.....

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d87/slvrwngs4484/xmas.jpg

[Emmie1020]

THESE ARE TOO FUNNY

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj220/sgkkryan/christmas%20funnies/dogs.jpg

[Emmie1020]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t172/swansong_2007/christmas%20funnies/d55a.jpg

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t172/swansong_2007/christmas%20funnies/6dbe.jpg

[PrinceAndyFlores]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/YouLiedtoSanta.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/whereyouvebeenontheinternet.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/waterbowl.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/usedtolaugh.jpg

[PrinceAndyFlores]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/poisonmilk.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/nopee.jpg


I think the next two are funny, I hope they doen't offend anyone....
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/Implants.jpg


http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/OopsWrongTime.jpg

[PrinceAndyFlores]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/hohoho.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/HeshotmyAunt.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/DogBiteReindeer.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/eggnog.jpg

[SplishSplashCrash]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/DogBiteReindeer.jpg



http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa301/OTFlores_2005/Christmas%20Funnies/eggnog.jpg


Silly girl. :)
These ones cracked me up. I had to take a double take at the top one. I thought to myself, no she didn't, did she? Oh lordy!

[ssejrnv]

Thanks for the laugh guys just what we all need.
JJ and crew

[BOcephus]

Thanks all, Those are wayyy funny!!!
I especially got a crack up over the dog getting his inside bathroom!!! As we put our tree up this year my mother very concerned that the tree would become one of the three black boys "watering" spot :} It has been safe so far!!
Rrrufus loves to wear his Battery lights when we walk into town. It seems the more he wears the higher his steps are and he begins carrying his chin a little higher :}
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Christmas%2007/new184.jpg

I'll leave you with a short story of two little boys at Grandma's the night before Christmas;

Two little boys spent the day before Christmas at their grandparents' place . At bedtime, the youngest one began to pray at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

The older brother exclaimed, "Why are you shouting? Do you think God is deaf." The little one promptly replied, "Nope! But Grandma certainly is!"

[BOcephus]

Okay here is another it is too cold outside!! (trucks warming up!!
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Christmas%2007/snowman.png

[BOcephus]

Windows are still full of Ice here is another!!


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Christmas%2007/sick.jpg

[BOcephus]

I have a friend Paul that pretty much has everything and I can never figure out a gift for him. So I want to ask you out there if it would be mean or nasty if this year I gave him as a gift , a Calendar with due dates for payments highlighted on it (he lives by credit cards)

Here is Rudolph after a few to many eggnoggs.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Christmas%2007/sick-1.png

[BOcephus]

And my gut is still sore from the EGGNOGG history

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Christmas%2007/idiots.jpg

[Little Gunner]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb236/bigairgunner/IMG_0514-1.jpg
Words and music by bob seger

Stood there boldly
Sweatin in the sun
Felt like a million
Felt like number one
The height of summer
Id never felt that strong
Like a rock

I was eighteen
Didnt have a care
Working for peanuts
Not a dime to spare
But I was lean and
Solid everywhere
Like a rock

My hands were steady
My eyes were clear and bright
My walk had purpose
My steps were quick and light
And I held firmly
To what I felt was right
Like a rock

Like a rock, I was strong as I could be
Like a rock, nothin ever got to me
Like a rock, I was something to see
Like a rock

And I stood arrow straight
Unencumbered by the weight
Of all these hustlers and their schemes
I stood proud, I stood tall
High above it all
I still believed in my dreams

Twenty years now
Whered they go?
Twenty years
I dont know
Sit and I wonder sometimes
Where theyve gone

And sometimes late at night
When Im bathed in the firelight
The moon comes callin a ghostly white
And I recall
Recall

Like a rock. standin arrow straight
Like a rock, chargin from the gate
Like a rock, carryin the weight
Like a rock

Like a rock, the sun upon my skin
Like a rock, hard against the wind
Like a rock, I see myself again
Like a rock

[SplishSplashCrash]

Words and music by bob seger

Stood there boldly
Sweatin in the sun
Felt like a million
Felt like number one
The height of summer
Id never felt that strong
Like a rock

I was eighteen
Didnt have a care
Working for peanuts
Not a dime to spare
But I was lean and
Solid everywhere
Like a rock

My hands were steady
My eyes were clear and bright
My walk had purpose
My steps were quick and light
And I held firmly
To what I felt was right
Like a rock

Like a rock, I was strong as I could be
Like a rock, nothin ever got to me
Like a rock, I was something to see
Like a rock

And I stood arrow straight
Unencumbered by the weight
Of all these hustlers and their schemes
I stood proud, I stood tall
High above it all
I still believed in my dreams

Twenty years now
Whered they go?
Twenty years
I dont know
Sit and I wonder sometimes
Where theyve gone

And sometimes late at night
When Im bathed in the firelight
The moon comes callin a ghostly white
And I recall
Recall

Like a rock. standin arrow straight
Like a rock, chargin from the gate
Like a rock, carryin the weight
Like a rock

Like a rock, the sun upon my skin
Like a rock, hard against the wind
Like a rock, I see myself again
Like a rock

Huh? did i miss something. How is that xmas or funny?

[Labpaw]

Here is one for ya...


I finally got my tree up! he he he... ;)

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q67/labpaw/BottleTree.jpg

And I know this is a CAT, but as a veterinarian, I thought this was funny (for those of you that don't know, Liz is Garfield's veterinarian as well as Jon's girlfriend)

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q67/labpaw/GarfieldChristmas-1.gif

[BOcephus]

Huh? did i miss something. How is that xmas or funny?Yea that is way funny, You know "like a Rock" or better as
The Rock that fell from the sky hitting Santa on the head causing a minor concussion. They say the worst effect happened when, after hitting Santa the Rock then bounced and hit Blitzen causing bruising on the left side of his temple, but the saddest is what happened to poor Rudolph. A deflected piece of Blitzens Antler had hit poor Rudolph in the nose causing his lights to go out!!
Which has been determined to be the cause of Santa being spotted on URANUS.
Let me tell ya it was nearly the end of Christmas!!
The saving factor came when I was contacted VIA Cell phone transmission from the big guy himself. Said he spotted the Flying Dogs in LaCenter WA. as he was flying by and asked if they could possibly help out this year! Of course they were honored to help out. Snapped a quick shot before they headed out!! They had to make a stop in Molino and California for the rest of the team!!
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Christmas%2007/new203.jpg
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/bigbadbocephus/Christmas%2007/200411161531130shit.gif

[Little Gunner]

Sarah,

Just a little humor that applys to me and my pup. The photo is actually the Christmas card i am sending out for Christmas. PM me your address, and i'll send you one.
This is the photo of my New Years card too.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb236/bigairgunner/IMG_0588-1.jpg
Merry Christmas,

Bart, Gunner and Bernie soon

[GoodLabs]

Here's a good canine one.;)

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee294/goodLabs_bucket/dogmeltsnowman.gif

[SplishSplashCrash]

Sarah,

Just a little humor that applys to me and my pup. The photo is actually the Christmas card i am sending out for Christmas. PM me your address, and i'll send you one.
This is the photo of my New Years card too.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb236/bigairgunner/IMG_0588-1.jpg
Merry Christmas,

Bart, Gunner and Bernie soon

No worries, I figured there was meaning to it, I just didn't get it.

I really need to do Xmas cards! Next year.